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Post by Mel (cherry) on Aug 11, 2008 10:25:53 GMT -5
So sorry when I saw this, I just couldn't resist posting it....
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Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear.... It's called Blowjob revenge"
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Post by rocko on Aug 11, 2008 11:00:24 GMT -5
ROFLMAO
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Post by goods on Aug 11, 2008 15:23:15 GMT -5
I don't get it.
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Post by Mel (cherry) on Aug 11, 2008 17:38:29 GMT -5
LOL, I wouldn't expect you to............you're a guy
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Post by blu on Aug 13, 2008 14:40:43 GMT -5
Sounds a lot like a cement mixer lol - they are a priceless practical joke
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