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Post by finding on Feb 10, 2009 13:32:48 GMT -5
My daughter and I were joking around last night. I called her a nimrod as I was walking out of the room. She in turn called me a dildo. I swear, I must have looked like something out of the exorcist. I flipped my head around and asked her "What did you say?" To which she repeated it.
I just stood their mortified, not knowing what to say. Finally she asked me if she had done something wrong. I asked her where she had heard that word before, the color just drained from her face. "You mean it's a real word?"
Me: I'll ask you again, where did you hear that word? Her: My friends and I were playing around and making up words to call each other the other day. Me: Are you telling me the truth? (In only the way a mother can to break a kid down). Her: Yes, I thought it was just a word I made up. Mom, I called K, a D**** today. What does it mean? Me: Don't ever say that word EVER again. Her: What does it mean, I told my best friend today she was a (slight pause). Me: To put it as discretely as I can. It's ahhhhhhhhh fake part of ahhhhhhh male's anato . . . . Her: OMG, I called K a . . . as she went running out of the room to vomit.
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Post by Bobfromacctg on Feb 10, 2009 13:40:26 GMT -5
Thats too good!
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Post by redskyatnight on Feb 10, 2009 14:53:46 GMT -5
Isn't it fun to embarrass your kids sometimes!
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Post by finding on Feb 10, 2009 15:34:29 GMT -5
Isn't it fun to embarrass your kids sometimes! This is one I don't think I could possibly ever let her forget.
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