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Post by jules on Jul 2, 2008 8:40:33 GMT -5
umm.... "blowjobs" are drinks, or more specifically shots, boys... the woman in question is extremely close with both of her daughters so they feel comfortable telling her any and everything. i don't see what's so bad about that... just sounded funny. and goes to show my entire family has a sick sense of humor. (well the fun members anyway.)
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Post by RO on Jul 17, 2008 11:26:27 GMT -5
Woman talking on her mobile phone.. "Oh, you got one last night??..... Was it good?.... I bet it was massive... Well it SOUNDS massive!... Oh I'd love that... I'll have to get myself one tonight... Ah shut up, ya dirty bitch!" She then turns to her friend, "Anna says she got a curry in that new place last night, and it was massive! Fancy getting one tonight?" Love working downtown at the library!
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Post by jules on Jul 17, 2008 12:45:33 GMT -5
coming from a stall in the ladies room at the Christian book and gift trade show. "Hallejulah, praise the Lord!" (i don't even want to know what she was doing in there. )
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Post by Mel (cherry) on Jul 17, 2008 18:47:28 GMT -5
Oh jeeze...........Im sure what crossed my mind would be considered blasphemy. ;D
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Post by jules on Jul 21, 2008 8:49:05 GMT -5
Not odd so much as utterly adorable:
5-year-old (to 3-year-old, trying to engage her in play): Do you want to be a princess?
3-year-old: I already AM a princess.
5-year-old: Here, you can use the princess wand.
3-year-old: But the princess wand can't do MAGIC! Only FAIRY wands do magic!
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Post by redskyatnight on Jul 21, 2008 15:26:12 GMT -5
While standing at an outdoor festival beer keg.
"Yeah, he does have a moustach like a porn star."
In fairness, the speaker did apolgize when he saw me.
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Post by jules on Jul 26, 2008 12:34:45 GMT -5
At the social security office yesterday (where I went to begin the name-change-back process, and which also doubles as the land of misfit toys.)
SS clerk: How can I help you? Lady: I need to apply for disability. SS clerk: What's the nature of your disability? Lady: I was depressed and couldn't get out of bed. SS clerk: Did you see a doctor? Lady: No. So when will my first check come?
SS clerk: How can I help you? Guy: My wife died in February and I want to know what happens to her social security. SS clerk: Any children together? Guy: No. SS clerk: Well when you turn 60 you can start collecting. Guy: Ok. I thought maybe I could just get a check today. SS clerk: I'm sorry sir, that's not how the process works. Is there anything else? Guy: Oh yeah, I want to apply for disability as long as I'm here. SS clerk: The nature of your disability? Guy: My back kind of hurts sometimes. SS clerk: Have you been to a doctor? Guy: No
I swear, everyone's looking for a handout these days...
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B52
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Post by B52 on Jul 29, 2008 13:17:24 GMT -5
you're totally doable. I mean, it's totally doable.
::blush::
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Post by redskyatnight on Jul 30, 2008 12:16:26 GMT -5
My cousin who had the masectomy is visiting the barn already Sorry Sheyd - this just sounds funny to me.
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Post by freckles on Jul 30, 2008 12:42:34 GMT -5
I overhear two Ladys Talking about me (They were in my Class that I do) One said * He has Love handles The other one said * You will have something to Hold on to ! ************************************************ I dont think that I do So I guess I need to lose 10 pounds, and I wish I could flirt/go with my Customers but, the rules are No Flirting with them I do Hint that I am Divorced
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Post by sheyd on Jul 30, 2008 14:05:18 GMT -5
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Post by jules on Aug 18, 2008 12:35:37 GMT -5
I'm still a little in shock over this comment made to me: Me: (Admiring another colleague's toddler twins playing in the lobby), "Aw, how cute, look at them." My colleague: "You know, my friend's cousin wanted to have kids and was getting up there in age, so she had artificial insemination. Her child is beautiful and looks just like her. It's definitely worth considering."
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Post by freckles on Aug 18, 2008 13:54:10 GMT -5
I'm still a little in shock over this comment made to me: Me: (Admiring another colleague's toddler twins playing in the lobby), "Aw, how cute, look at them." My colleague: "You know, my friend's cousin wanted to have kids and was getting up there in age, so she had artificial insemination. Her child is beautiful and looks just like her. It's definitely worth considering."
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Post by redskyatnight on Aug 18, 2008 15:10:48 GMT -5
I'm still a little in shock over this comment made to me: Me: (Admiring another colleague's toddler twins playing in the lobby), "Aw, how cute, look at them." My colleague: "You know, my friend's cousin wanted to have kids and was getting up there in age, so she had artificial insemination. Her child is beautiful and looks just like her. It's definitely worth considering." You: I hope it all works out for you if you decide to go through with it.
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Post by RO on Dec 11, 2008 12:33:43 GMT -5
Working at the downtown library... it is closing for good 1 week from today... People have been strolling in all day to say goodbye...
last guy... "i am going to miss you..." [he kissed the wall]
I asked him if he needed anything and he explained that this is where he met his wife. She died last year ... 50 years of marriage. His eyes got teary and so did mine.
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