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Post by pennylane on Mar 25, 2008 23:29:37 GMT -5
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
What part of broke don't you understand ?
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Post by murdock on Mar 26, 2008 1:07:25 GMT -5
LMAO >>> good one Ms. Lane!
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Post by rocko on Mar 26, 2008 7:52:24 GMT -5
That is too funny.
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Post by soupnazi on Mar 26, 2008 10:09:21 GMT -5
Good stuff...though to tell ya the truth that is an OLDIE but goodie...i saw the skit on "I Love Lucy". ;D I guess that one has stood the test of time!
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Post by pennylane on Mar 26, 2008 10:19:15 GMT -5
Good stuff...though to tell ya the truth that is an OLDIE but goodie...i saw the skit on "I Love Lucy". ;D I guess that one has stood the test of time! A lot of these jokes I've posted in the past on ojar. They make their way back to me via friends and some I always enjoy reading again. I WISH I could find the one of an actual phone conversation between a phone solicitor and a pissed off man. It was hilarious.
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