Post by shattered on Jul 10, 2008 13:07:09 GMT -5
To my ex -- random reasons why you are a loser and why I'm glad I never need to see you again as long as I live:
You are a LIAR and a COWARD. Of the WORST sort.
You let that guy at the bus station scream at me and threaten me and you just STOOD there!!! My big Navy boyfriend just stood there and let his girlfiend be threatened by some weirdo right in front of him!!!
You never had my back on anything. Yes, you'd often do super sweet things for me, but if you ever needed to stand up for me, you were GONE. You always let me fight me own battles. Thanks for nothing, you girly man.
Yeah, you are tall and look very handsome and impressive in your uniform. But all those people who were impressed when they saw you in your uniform didn't have to look at you in your ugly-ass polo shirts and shorts -- the ulimate sex-killing American-male leisure attire -- BARF -- which you wore so often. GAG!!! Of all the times we were together, you looked really hot maybe ONLY 30 percent of the time.
You have UGLY FEET!!!
You dress and talk and act like a GIRLY MAN!!!
There's a big difference between being sensitive (which you were toward everyone and everything but me) and being a LITTLE GIRL!!!! Cold as ice and disrespectful toward me so often, yet when I ever tried to talk to you about it, you'd shut down, shut me out, and refuse to speak to me. Real mature, you spoiled arrogant little brat. You GIRLY MAN!!
You are BORING IN BED!!! You are a SELFISH LOVER. You'd tell me how great the sex is -- of course it was great for YOU -- because *I'M* the one who is good in bed!!! And giving and adventurous and exciting!!! You didn't even deserve that -- my awesomeness and hotness was all wasted on you!!!!
No matter how often I asked you -- with subtle hints or directly -- you just wouldn't ever try anything new or be less selfish and more concerned with my pleasure than just your own.
I am so glad I no longer have to hear you talk about and watch you eat your stupid, boring, disguting Atkins diet!!! BLEAHHH!!!!!
You liked to talk tough about your job when we were alone, but as soon as the admiral or one of your other bosses called, you went into this instant revolting suck-up mode. I HEARD YOU!! How pathetic!!!
So many people thought I'd lucked out with my handsome honorable Naval officer. HAH!!!!!
I saw through you. But I loved you anyway. I admired you anyway. There are good and admirable things about you.
BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR ANY NORMAL WOMAN TO WANT TO PUT UP WITH YOUR PSYCHOSES!!! WHY I DID IS BEYOND ME, SO YOU ARE RIGHT -- YOU DID INDEED "SET ME FREE" -- THANK YOU!!!!!!!
YOU GIRLY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a LIAR and a COWARD. Of the WORST sort.
You let that guy at the bus station scream at me and threaten me and you just STOOD there!!! My big Navy boyfriend just stood there and let his girlfiend be threatened by some weirdo right in front of him!!!
You never had my back on anything. Yes, you'd often do super sweet things for me, but if you ever needed to stand up for me, you were GONE. You always let me fight me own battles. Thanks for nothing, you girly man.
Yeah, you are tall and look very handsome and impressive in your uniform. But all those people who were impressed when they saw you in your uniform didn't have to look at you in your ugly-ass polo shirts and shorts -- the ulimate sex-killing American-male leisure attire -- BARF -- which you wore so often. GAG!!! Of all the times we were together, you looked really hot maybe ONLY 30 percent of the time.
You have UGLY FEET!!!
You dress and talk and act like a GIRLY MAN!!!
There's a big difference between being sensitive (which you were toward everyone and everything but me) and being a LITTLE GIRL!!!! Cold as ice and disrespectful toward me so often, yet when I ever tried to talk to you about it, you'd shut down, shut me out, and refuse to speak to me. Real mature, you spoiled arrogant little brat. You GIRLY MAN!!
You are BORING IN BED!!! You are a SELFISH LOVER. You'd tell me how great the sex is -- of course it was great for YOU -- because *I'M* the one who is good in bed!!! And giving and adventurous and exciting!!! You didn't even deserve that -- my awesomeness and hotness was all wasted on you!!!!
No matter how often I asked you -- with subtle hints or directly -- you just wouldn't ever try anything new or be less selfish and more concerned with my pleasure than just your own.
I am so glad I no longer have to hear you talk about and watch you eat your stupid, boring, disguting Atkins diet!!! BLEAHHH!!!!!
You liked to talk tough about your job when we were alone, but as soon as the admiral or one of your other bosses called, you went into this instant revolting suck-up mode. I HEARD YOU!! How pathetic!!!
So many people thought I'd lucked out with my handsome honorable Naval officer. HAH!!!!!
I saw through you. But I loved you anyway. I admired you anyway. There are good and admirable things about you.
BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR ANY NORMAL WOMAN TO WANT TO PUT UP WITH YOUR PSYCHOSES!!! WHY I DID IS BEYOND ME, SO YOU ARE RIGHT -- YOU DID INDEED "SET ME FREE" -- THANK YOU!!!!!!!
YOU GIRLY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!