Post by Mel (cherry) on Aug 11, 2008 9:53:45 GMT -5
The guy had finally bought the car of his dreams, a BMW. After he got home from work, he decided to drive it on the interstate, to test it's power. When he was at 100 mph, he saw a police car w/ lights on coming after him. "He's never getting me" he thought. He topped 160, but the police was still there. "I better stop" The cop came, asked for his documents and asked if he knew how fast he was going. The guy said he was terribly sorry. "Look, I had a bad day, my shift is over and you don't seem to be a bad guy. Give me a good excuse that'll make me laugh and I'll let you go" said the cop "Well, last week my wife ran away w/ a state trooper. When I saw you coming, I thought it was him, coming after me to return the b!tch" said the driver "You're free to go sir. Have a good evening."
~'Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.'~
"You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind. ..YOU....DOUCHE!! ~Stan~