It's a blonde Thanksgiving.... Aug 11, 2008 10:16:56 GMT -5 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by Mel (cherry) on Aug 11, 2008 10:16:56 GMT -5 A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price.""Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.""No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket.""Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?""Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."