Peter Piper-Run-D.M.C. and Jam Master Jay
Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes.
Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time.
Jack B. Nimble, what? nimble, and he was quick,
But Jam Master was faster, Jack on Jay's dick.
Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep.
And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
Jack servin' Jill bucket in his hand.
When Jam Master Jay is making out our sound,
The turntable might wobble but they don't fall down.
Now Dr. Suess and Mother Goose both did their thing.
but Jam Master's gettin' loose and DMC's the king.
Cause he's adult entertainer, child educator,
Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader.
He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest.
Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm a rhymin' acrobatist.
Lot of guts, when he cuts, girls move their butts.
His name is Jay, here to play, he must be nuts.
And on the mix, real quick, and I'd like to say
he's not last, but he's fast and his name is Jay!
It goes a one, two, three and...
Jay's like King Midas, as I was told,
everything that he touched, turned to gold.
He's the greatest of the greater, get it straight, he's great.
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state.
His name is Jay to see him play will make you say:
"Goddamn, that DJ made my day!"
Like the butcher, the baker, the candlesticks maker,
He's a maker, a breaker, and a title taker. Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe.
If cuts were kids, he would be due.
I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know,
and if I lie, my nose will grow
like the little wooden boy named Pinnochio,
and you all know how the story goes!
Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs.
He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs.
He's the big bad wolf in your neighborhood,
not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good!
There it is...
When Run-DMC, got a beef to settle.
D's not Hansel, he's not Gretel.
Jay's a winner, not a beginner.
His pocket is fat, others get thinner.
Jump on Jay like cows on moons,
People take Jay like dish and spoon.
And like all fairytales end,
You'll see Jay again my friend!
Huh!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzuZtOvzoQ8&feature=related R.I.P. Jay Mizzel