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BUBBA
Jan 8, 2008 12:53:27 GMT -5
Post by pennylane on Jan 8, 2008 12:53:27 GMT -5
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly
the morgue needed someone to
identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and
> Gomer.
> The three men had always done everything together.
> Cooter arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
> The mortician rolled
> him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
> The mortician
> thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the
> identity of the body.
> Gomer looked at the
> body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
> The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
> The mortician asked,
> "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well,
> Bubba had two assholes."
> > "What? He had two
> assholes?" asked the mortician.
> "Yup, we never seen
> 'em, but everybody used to say...
> "There's Bubba
> with them two assholes."
>
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BUBBA
Jan 8, 2008 14:12:42 GMT -5
Post by rocko on Jan 8, 2008 14:12:42 GMT -5
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