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Post by RO on Jan 31, 2008 16:41:51 GMT -5
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana '
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy ' ..
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk ! and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ' To Go ' ..
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can ' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won! '
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They ' re Loose! '
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. '
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called .. THERAPY
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Post by Saucy on Feb 1, 2008 15:17:27 GMT -5
hahhahahah I read this on Ojar, although the blowdryer one is different!!
HAHAHAHA sounds like something me and the girls would do if they were in town! haahah
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