THE CAT > >A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You > >have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the > >asking.' > >The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a > >farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow > >to sleep on.' > >God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. > >A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went > >to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer > >that He made to the cat
> >The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, > >dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little > >roller skates, we would not have to run again.' > > > >God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller > >skates.
> >About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound > >asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is > >everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'
> >The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my > >life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have > >been sending over are delicious!'