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Post by lumpy on Jan 6, 2008 14:25:37 GMT -5
Looks like the G-Men came to play. I'm thinking if TB can keep it close, Eli will choke up in the 2nd half.
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Post by wizer on Jan 6, 2008 14:27:38 GMT -5
At the half, my QB1 rank is 74 out of 182 players, my friend is ranked 93. He's not happy. LOL.
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Post by lumpy on Jan 6, 2008 14:39:07 GMT -5
Steelers game should have went into overtime... No way that was a hold on the two point conversion F@#$# refs.... You Not So Tough, Jaglar Me not so implessed by your rong sclamble, Sirky Gallald. I eat bigger cat than you. Me has more heart than your whole team or any other store in town, and will sell for you, super exclusive price. Jaglar grab facemask super fantastic hard on two-point conversion but official pletend he no see. He can no marry my daughter. No feel rike smirre now. Okay, maybe rittle smirre. Cut and pasted from KSK.com
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Post by lumpy on Jan 6, 2008 15:09:01 GMT -5
This game is sucking in the second half. The Bucs can't seem to get anything going offensively.
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Post by wizer on Jan 6, 2008 15:22:50 GMT -5
The Giants have this one fairly well wrapped up
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Post by lumpy on Jan 6, 2008 15:39:21 GMT -5
The Giants have this one fairly well wrapped up Yeah, I've been underestimating them all year. Oh well. It's not like either of these two teams has much of a shot against the Cowboys next week.
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Post by crystal025 on Jan 7, 2008 12:29:09 GMT -5
Go Chargers! Go Chargers!
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Post by lumpy on Jan 7, 2008 12:38:21 GMT -5
Go Chargers! Go Chargers! Their defense looked awesome. I hope the offense picks it up a bit next week.
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Post by lumpy on Jan 8, 2008 20:50:17 GMT -5
Game Time Decision: Hater's Guide to the Playoffs NFC No 1 Seed: Dallas Cowboys (13-3) Hello? Yes, this is Terr... [disguises voice] this is Dr. Arthur Honeycakes, Mr. Owens' personal physician....yes, Mr. Owens has a sprain in his ankle and it's very bad...and I'm afraid he won't be able to play Sunday...well, we're not exactly sure how the sprain got in there...yes it's....OH WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN "YOU KNEW IT WAS ME?" Y'ALL DIDN'T KNOW SHIT. Fuckin shit, man. [Hangs up and dresses for practice] Aaaahhhh! Oooh, oh, it hurts so much! Me so tender. I'm limping! Look at me limp! Hey, y'all come get some limp footage. Get that shit while it's hot. Aw, damn, I'm in so much pain! I can't practice on this thing, man. Shit, no. Ain't no damn way I can play on Sunday. What's that? You want me to jog some? Sure, man, I can jog for days. Ooh, ooh. Little jolt there. Now, wait, that's not so bad. Wow, this ankle's starting to feel pretty good. Couple days of this and I'm gonna be alright. Yeah, man, come Sunday, my shit's gonna be good to go. AAAHHAAHHHHH, FUCKING SHIT! I just stepped on a goddamn turtle! TRAINER! NEED ME A TRAINER RIGHT DAMN NOW! Man, who's letting turtles into practice, man? He from the gotdamn Morning Star or what the fuck. No no no don't touch it don't touch IT AAAAAHHHHHH OH SWEET FUCKER TO ALL HELL LISA LOPEZ!! MMMmmMpphh, shiiiiiitttt! That's it, man. I'm done. Ain't no way I can go against the Giants, man. Forget it. What you doin? What, you taping that shit up? Wow, you're using a lot of tape on me there. I think I'm getting...wait...yes, I'm definitely getting a boost of self-esteem from all this attention. Wow, I feel the need to repay this organization in some way. Guess what, baby! I'm playing on Sunday! Getcha popcorn ready! Cut and pasted from KSK.com
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Post by lumpy on Jan 9, 2008 14:28:32 GMT -5
Game Time Decision: Hater's Guide to the Playoffs AFC No 1 Seed: New England Patriots (*-0) Phil Simms: A season hanging in the balance. Here comes the ruling from Walt Coleman. Walt Coleman: [On PA] After reviewing the play, the quarterback went through a forward throwing motion, brought the ball back into his body, then fumbled it. Therefore, the ruling on the field stands. First down Oakland. Greg Gumbel: And it's all academic from here on out. Charles Woodson forces the Brady fumble and the Raiders fall on it. A fine season from New England's young quarterback, taking over early in relief of starter Drew Bledsoe, but it will come to an end here this evening. Meanwhile, the Raiders will move on to meet the winner of tomorrow's Steelers-Ravens game in Pittsburgh. And head coach Bill Belichick falls to 1-2 in three career playoff games. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Six years later] [Quincy Bean Cannery] Robert: Ay, ay, loogit what I found in little Tommy Brady's lockah. Under all the straaaberry rubbahs and pahsitive pregnancy tests. Brady: Aw, come on, man. Stay out of my stuff. I'm trying to stay up on Manu Chao. Mike: Bet ya'd like tah git ya some a'that, eh? Ya fackin' Caleefourkneeah queeah. I know I'd tear that ass up right propah. She's good and rail thin, but she could benefit from having a little less of the ethnic in her, ya know? Waaaa's she from, Brazil? She might be some jungle bitch a' something. Have a caaaapybarrrra a' something crawl outta the cunt. Like my dick should be wearin' a pith helmet. Robert: Ay, Brady. What'd I tell ya abaat wearing Yankees shit ahn tha jab? Ya think cause yoo use'ta play a little bawl with the Paytree-uts, the rules dan't apply to ya? Mike: Like the Paytree-uts are even a fackin' team. I ain't never even been ta one-a their games. Fackin' loosuhs. Haaadly worthy of my loyal allegiance. Robert: Face it: If ya ain't on the Sawx in this town, ya ain't shit, pally. If you play for the Paytree-uts, should should prahbabbly just kill yaself. Like that one colored who showed his face here last week and killed hisself by getting his car door slammed in his face a couple dozen times or so. [both laugh] Mike: Ay, Tommy. I need to see ya the break room. Brady: [exhales hard] Not now, man. I'm trying to get some work done. Mike: Am I fackin' askin' ya? Move ya shit, shitbawx. Robert: You fackin' tell 'um, super Mike. Super Mike Forevah! [break room] Mike:[opening refrigerator] Those ya tacquitos right there? Brady: [peering in] Uh, nope. Not mine. [Mike pulls knife around Brady's neck and bends him over a table] Mike: Good. So I'll have something to eat after ya give up that ass! [Pulls down Brady's pants and forcibly enters him] Brady: [stifled screams under Mike's hand] continued
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Post by lumpy on Jan 9, 2008 14:30:58 GMT -5
Clarence: Ddddrrrreeeaaammmmboat. Brady: Clarence! Clarence: What a horrifying turn of events. I can make it all as it was, Tom. I just need to know that you've learned the values of fairplay and humility. That you're ready to stop headbutting your teammates and pretending like you're a major badass so long as you have some Norse woodsman protecting your blindside. Can you forswear the avarice and lustful pride that twisted your once pure spirit? And for fuck's sake, are you done with the pageboy caps and velvet blazers, Nancy? Brady: [breaths bated by the continuing penetration] Oh, I have learned those things. I am prepared to live by that code. I've changed, Clarence, really I have. Clarence: So we're ready then? Brady: No...no. I'm pretty sure I'm good here, actually. Clarence: But, but, Tom! The accolades? The titles? The fame? The glory? The Andrea Kremer restraining orders? Riches attending a legacy that will live on for generations? Don't you see a mistake it would be to throw it all away? All this you would abandon in favor of occasional coerced buttsex in a bean cannery break room by a galatically douchey Masshole? Brady: That's about the [winces sharply]...ooof, the long and short of it, yeah. I mean, so long as he shares those tacquitos. Cut and pasted from KSK.com.
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Post by blazinheart on Jan 11, 2008 15:59:18 GMT -5
Oh well. It's not like either of these two teams has much of a shot against the Cowboys next week. Giants will beat the Cowboys. That's a guarantee. If I am wrong I will leave Hugthat.com forever.
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Post by lumpy on Jan 11, 2008 16:18:35 GMT -5
Oh well. It's not like either of these two teams has much of a shot against the Cowboys next week. Giants will beat the Cowboys. That's a guarantee. If I am wrong I will leave Hugthat.com forever. Not that I'd want you to leave but I'd take that bet in a second. It's going to take more than just the Jessica Simpson whammy to stop the Cowgirls.
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Post by wizer on Jan 11, 2008 16:34:56 GMT -5
Giants will beat the Cowboys. That's a guarantee. If I am wrong I will leave Hugthat.com forever. That's quite the statement. I want to see the Giants lose now..just to see if Blazin really is going to keep his word.
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Post by lumpy on Jan 12, 2008 14:58:18 GMT -5
So, who ya got this weekend, Steve? I'm thinking The Packers over the Seachickens in a blowout, Patsies over the Jags in a close game, Cowgirls over the Giants in a late blowout, and Chargers over the Colts with a last second field goal.
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