I'm not sure simply having a head shaped like a deflating grapefruit is enough to qualify for 'bag status. Sure there's the froofy neck sweater and popped sweater vest, but is that douche? More like confused European Studies professor, or struggling D.K.F.F. model (Donna Karan Frankfurt).
No hand gestures. No bling.
However the douche-stare is in effect.
So I put it to you. Eurobag? Or not a Eurobag?
You think it over while I cuddle up betwixt inflated Prague Doll and her icy Norwegian friend while bombing their Dresdens and negotiating their Oslos.