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Post by freckles on Feb 23, 2008 18:06:19 GMT -5
They will bring all the Troops Home Hurray ! The Terrorists will be right behind them Flying Planes into Buildings and Blowing themselves up in YOUR Neighborhood But, don't worry about any of that Because the Troops come home ! We will have our Solders in every Post Office, Court House and Restraunt with Their Machine Guns searching everyone Because when the Terrorist Attack The Democrats say Duck and Cover ! All School Kids Hide under your desks and Kiss your Ass Goodbye because we don't bring the War to the Terrorist They Bring it to Us And don't Worry that we know Abdul knows where the Atomic Bomb is He is Getting Free Food and Color TV in His Cell No Water-boarding or Listing to His Phone Calls because that might offend someone. Oh, He wants Cake for his dessert P.S. Duck and Cover
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Post by lumpy on Feb 23, 2008 18:15:37 GMT -5
Big Ben, Joe Namath and Freckle's political predictions What is a clock, a jock and a crock.
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Post by freckles on Feb 24, 2008 14:31:46 GMT -5
Everyone will need a Firearm to Protect themselves from Terrorests
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Post by rocko on Feb 25, 2008 12:29:13 GMT -5
Don't buy delsym cough syrup. That shit doesn't work.
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Post by Saucy on Feb 25, 2008 16:19:56 GMT -5
lol!
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Post by JC on Feb 26, 2008 11:24:36 GMT -5
so i went to the city to turn water on at one of my bosses rental properties (NOT part of the job discription, but whatever ) in walks a guy, looking maybe late 20's, suit tie, shined shoes the whole 9, anyway, he pulls out his water bill and asks what the refuse charge was for, to pick your trash up she says. he comes back with, i get a seperate bill for that. she told him no, the sanitation dept bills him for water sanitation. he gets all upset, asks if everyone in the city has to pay that much blah blah. finally he looks at her and says ' do me a favor will you? vote REPUBLICAN NEXT TIME!' and storms out. fuckin hilarious.
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