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Post by rocko on Mar 10, 2008 12:04:42 GMT -5
I love to listen to music, but have no skillz. My singing makes babies cry.
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JC
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Post by JC on Mar 10, 2008 12:07:26 GMT -5
I love to listen to music, but have no skillz. My singing makes babies cry. thats funny! it reminds me of my old kitty ninja, Will favorite song when he was younger was the 'ive been working on the railroad' song, everytime i sung it, ninja would climb in my face and try to bite my mouth. it was funny. sorry back to oddest things you have heard topic at hand
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Post by jules on Mar 10, 2008 12:24:30 GMT -5
"So I knocked on the side of his bridge..."
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Post by murdock on Mar 10, 2008 12:39:40 GMT -5
"So I knocked on the side of his bridge..." don't trolls live under bridges?
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Post by jules on Mar 10, 2008 12:59:13 GMT -5
yes. and some homeless people.
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Post by ionysis on Mar 11, 2008 0:23:14 GMT -5
Comments overheard just before the apocalypse:
Come to think of it, I don't remember the last time I saw a cockroach. I didn't know there was going to be a solar eclipse today! Should those robots' eyes be glowing like that? Hey, whatever happened to our Bible-thumping fundamentalist neighbors? No, no, they come in peace. None of the credit card machines are working here, either. What do you mean, there's no fail-safe recall?
(stolen from the internet)
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Post by murdock on Mar 11, 2008 10:51:02 GMT -5
Hey, is that a lottery ticket... No, that is Tom and Katie's Scientology membership card. Put that down and go wash your hands before the mother ship comes. (UFO hovering) Oh shit, now you have done it, here comes the mother ship. (screaming) WHAT IS THAT THING? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by redskyatnight on Mar 11, 2008 13:24:39 GMT -5
Today -
If I hadn't been drinking that ball wouldn't have gotten stuck.
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Post by RO on Mar 13, 2008 18:57:16 GMT -5
In training today...someone actually said..."in your best pass the butter voice"...
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Post by jules on Mar 13, 2008 19:00:22 GMT -5
in the liquor store, by a guy working there: "I'm so bored. I'm going to take some of our stock and go out to the parking lot and drink."
(and i couldn't help a smart-ass remark. "Well that's one way of advertising.")
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Post by jules on Mar 14, 2008 13:11:04 GMT -5
ok, my friend actually overheard this at the copier in her office. i died laughing.
"I wish I could find a shirt that said I Love Jesus and Bacon. Those are my two favorite things."
(hey, goods and rocko -- take note!)
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Post by lumpy on Mar 15, 2008 16:14:39 GMT -5
If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
(Stolen from a Lewis Black stand-up routine)
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Post by jules on Mar 16, 2008 19:52:57 GMT -5
"Hey, Good Friday is this week. What day is it on again?"
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Post by Dave on Mar 18, 2008 16:09:44 GMT -5
AFTER reading Elie Wiesel's memoir Night in class over the course of a month, after countless discussions, including Internet research on the atrocities of the Holocaust, AFTER watching Oprah's tour of Auschwitz with Elie Wiesel which shows pictures of the camp in operation . . . AFTER all this one girl turns to her friend and asks, incredulously, "This is real?!?"
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Post by lumpy on Mar 18, 2008 16:14:10 GMT -5
AFTER reading Elie Wiesel's memoir Night in class over the course of a month, after countless discussions, including Internet research on the atrocities of the Holocaust, AFTER watching Oprah's tour of Auschwitz with Elie Wiesel which shows pictures of the camp in operation . . . AFTER all this one girl turns to her friend and asks, incredulously, "This is real?!?" I think that's a rational reaction, especially for a child. It's damn near unbelievable. It'd be a lot easier to disbelieve, ya know?
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