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Post by murdock on Mar 7, 2008 16:51:23 GMT -5
all this talk about gratifying sex is making me realize that I haven't been f@#$%^& properly in months.... looks like I need to make an appointment. I thought you were Married ? Married People have Sex every day and all Night long every night After 12 years it has SLOWED way down. With 2 kids, work, him gone all the time on his boat, house, dog, etc.... you kinda forget to make time for it. Nothing ruins a perfectly good sex life like marriage.
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Post by freckles on Mar 7, 2008 16:54:15 GMT -5
After 12 years it has SLOWED way down. With 2 kids, work, him gone all the time on his boat, house, dog, etc.... you kinda forget to make time for it. Nothing ruins a perfectly good sex life like marriage. Do like Dr Laura says everytime He comes home be happy to see Him Give him a gift of your Love Run and grab him and kiss him and wrap yourself around him every single time you see Him want to sex him And you will have much more Sex
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Post by finding on Mar 7, 2008 16:54:19 GMT -5
Yep, married life ruins good sex.
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Post by JimB on Mar 7, 2008 16:54:41 GMT -5
I would buy you a Chicken Fried Steak Dinner ( furiously taking notes)
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Post by murdock on Mar 7, 2008 16:57:45 GMT -5
After 12 years it has SLOWED way down. With 2 kids, work, him gone all the time on his boat, house, dog, etc.... you kinda forget to make time for it. Nothing ruins a perfectly good sex life like marriage. Do like Dr Laura says everytime He comes home be happy to see Him Give him a gift of your Love Run and grab him and kiss him and wrap yourself around him every single time you see Him want to sex him And you will have much more Sex Every time he comes home I am SUPER happy to see him. We get along great. We were like bunnies in the sack when we first got together. He got older and his drive just slowed down. I am like an 18 year old boy. He just doesn't think it is that necessary. When we do it is wonderful.
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Post by finding on Mar 7, 2008 16:58:34 GMT -5
Chicken fried steak does not equal good sex either. It's too heavy and full of fat.
A light meal is a lot better.
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Post by jules on Mar 7, 2008 16:59:39 GMT -5
And "Dr." Laura (who has a PhD in physiology, not psychology, btw) is the expert because of her perfect marriage right? Oh wait, she had an affair WHILE married... hmm...
I think that's called a hypocrite.
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Post by freckles on Mar 7, 2008 17:02:30 GMT -5
Every time he comes home I am SUPER happy to see him. We get along great. We were like bunnies in the sack when we first got together. He got older and his drive just slowed down. I am like an 18 year old boy. He just doesn't think it is that necessary. When we do it is wonderful. Make sure when you go to bed you are both allways naked Then allways give him Oral Sex to get him going He would not mind your fingers ether Start the moter That would wake me up I read about a lady giving her husband Oral when he was sleeping ha ha
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Post by finding on Mar 7, 2008 17:05:21 GMT -5
Every time he comes home I am SUPER happy to see him. We get along great. We were like bunnies in the sack when we first got together. He got older and his drive just slowed down. I am like an 18 year old boy. He just doesn't think it is that necessary. When we do it is wonderful. Make sure when you go to bed you are both allways naked Then allways give him Oral Sex to get him going He would not mind your fingers ether Start the moter That would wake me up I read about a lady giving her husband Oral when he was sleeping ha ha Since when is it about the man and him getting his needs? Men are easy to get off, it takes WORK to please a woman.
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Post by murdock on Mar 7, 2008 17:06:00 GMT -5
Every time he comes home I am SUPER happy to see him. We get along great. We were like bunnies in the sack when we first got together. He got older and his drive just slowed down. I am like an 18 year old boy. He just doesn't think it is that necessary. When we do it is wonderful. Make sure when you go to bed you are both allways naked Then allways give him Oral Sex to get him going He would not mind your fingers ether Start the moter That would wake me up I read about a lady giving her husband Oral when he was sleeping ha ha I tried that before and he was a little irritated. He has to wake up at 5:00 am. Don't worry, he is in for it tonight!
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Post by murdock on Mar 7, 2008 17:11:23 GMT -5
And "Dr." Laura (who has a PhD in physiology, not psychology, btw) is the expert because of her perfect marriage right? Oh wait, she had an affair WHILE married... hmm... I think that's called a hypocrite. I am ashamed to admit it, but we have both cheated... But it was years ago. Wouldn't ever do that again. I have seen the ugly side of marriage and I don't ever want to go back to that place. Surprisingly, we made it back together.
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Post by freckles on Mar 7, 2008 18:15:47 GMT -5
Since when is it about the man and him getting his needs? Men are easy to get off, it takes WORK to please a woman. I took my Post out because I decided it was to R rated
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Post by lumpy on Mar 7, 2008 20:42:14 GMT -5
I would buy you a Chicken Fried Steak Dinner ( furiously taking notes) Freckles Three step plan for swimming in poontang Step One: Set up MySpace account Step Two: Offer chicks chicken fried steak dinner from KFC Step Three: Profit
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Post by Dave on Mar 8, 2008 10:09:42 GMT -5
And "Dr." Laura (who has a PhD in physiology, not psychology, btw) is the expert because of her perfect marriage right? Oh wait, she had an affair WHILE married... hmm... I think that's called a hypocrite. I am ashamed to admit it, but we have both cheated... But it was years ago. Wouldn't ever do that again. I have seen the ugly side of marriage and I don't ever want to go back to that place. Surprisingly, we made it back together. that's the difference between you and Dr. Laura, Murdock. You admit it. She does not. I think when you take such hard positions that are obviously a change from how you have lived your life you owe people an explanation.
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Post by goods on Mar 8, 2008 11:32:24 GMT -5
I would buy you a Chicken Fried Steak Dinner ( furiously taking notes) LOL!
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