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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 11:36:05 GMT -5
then why did you jump into bed with us steve?  and what about the time I caught you in my bed with another man? Lumpy... LOL!!! |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 11:39:54 GMT -5
 well people, I just had my first ultra sound... I am pregnant with 6 babies. Yes... I am having Idoc's litter. The Dr. told me that his son's head will weigh 10 lbs. I think a cesarian will be in order. Like Christina Aguillera... I am deathly afraid of vaginal tearing. |
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 11:46:39 GMT -5
then why did you jump into bed with us steve? and what about the time I caught you in my bed with another man? Lumpy... LOL!!! I jumped into bed with you two because I was trying to deal with my conflicted feelings. I admit it was fun, but I still couldnt get over the lies. About the guy with me in your bed...Funny, I don't recall that incident at all. You must have dreamed it. Remember, those hallucinogenic drugs you were addicted to made your dreams so real. I hope the rehabilitation has been working for you. |
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 11:48:15 GMT -5
well people, I just had my first ultra sound... I am pregnant with 6 babies. Yes... I am having Idoc's litter. The Dr. told me that his son's head will weigh 10 lbs. I think a cesarian will be in order. Like Christina Aguillera... I am deathly afraid of vaginal tearing. Sasquatches always have large litters. It appears that a paternity test will not be necessary after all. How does child support work..after the 3rd child, you don't get any additional deductions from your income, is that right? |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 11:54:45 GMT -5
How can you talk to me about money when you left me with all your vet bills>>> Need I remind you that you HAVE to pay him.... the Dr. said he won't go into the delivery room with out him.
I can't take this... Idoc I love you come back to me. I am sorry about cheating with the other woman. I come from a planet of all women. I come here and get pregnant by the first guy I let take me doggie. Sheit.
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Post by sheyd on Mar 14, 2008 11:57:07 GMT -5
You know... since the litter is so large... you could spare one and send it my way? I DO love babies, even little hairy ones!
Shey
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 12:02:17 GMT -5
I can't take this... Idoc I love you come back to me. I am sorry about cheating with the other woman. I come from a planet of all women. I come here and get pregnant by the first guy I let take me doggie. Sheit. It really wasn't "doggie". It was "monkey". Why do you think I had us swinging from ropes attached to the ceiling rafters? And you LIKED it! You said I was very creative. I bet you conveniently "forgot" that? Um..that "planet of all women stuff"....That's not real honey. Remember, we have to write these things down. Column A is the real stuff, Column B is the drug induced reality. I am starting to doubt the litter of 6 now. Sheyd will be disappointed. |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 12:10:20 GMT -5
You bastard... I only shot myself with your tranq gun ONCE!!!
I really enjoyed the "monkey"...
You haven't said if you are going to pay the vet... damn it!
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 12:11:43 GMT -5
I only shot myself with your tranq gun ONCE!!! I told you never to play with that thing! Damn girl you just never listen. I think you like being spanked. |
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Post by Magalucia on Mar 14, 2008 12:16:14 GMT -5
About the guy with me in your bed...Funny, I don't recall that incident at all. Really? Not even a little bit? You want me to remind you? If I recall correctly it goes something like....one hand, two hands, three hands...yikes! Eyes wide open and then the phrase "no touching"! Remember now? |
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Post by sheyd on Mar 14, 2008 12:24:01 GMT -5
So do I get one or not? You haven't answered my question? With THAT many, you would think it would be easy!
If it helps, I will trade my beagle dog for one... I know you want him IDS!
Shey
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Post by lumpy on Mar 14, 2008 12:25:45 GMT -5
About the guy with me in your bed...Funny, I don't recall that incident at all. Really? Not even a little bit? You want me to remind you? If I recall correctly it goes something like....one hand, two hands, three hands...yikes! Eyes wide open and then the phrase "no touching"! Remember now? Those aren't pillows!?!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCqcMOB6STc |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 12:26:38 GMT -5
shey... I'll send you two of those hairy bastards... just have to find out how to ship animals.
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 12:27:44 GMT -5
I only shot myself with your tranq gun ONCE!!! I told you never to play with that thing! Damn girl you just never listen. I think you like being spanked. Only by you... big guy ;D |
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 12:27:47 GMT -5
Really? Not even a little bit? You want me to remind you? If I recall correctly it goes something like....one hand, two hands, three hands...yikes! Eyes wide open and then the phrase "no touching"! Remember now? Ah yes Mags..Ken, my bisexual friend who set me up by offering his wife to me in a 3some...all with the ultimate goal of getting his hands on my dick..which he did...when I felt the additional pair of hands, I opened my eyes and swatted him away. My only homosexual experience..it was involuntary, unexpected, and lasted about 3 seconds. |
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and what about the time I caught you in my bed with another man?
