I still don't get it. I can understand why your ass might hurt from our normal sexual exploits, but adding Mags to the mix...that part I don't follow. I am sure you can tell me when you whisper those sweet nothings in my ear.
Ok, here's your damn ring. No bastard bigfoot babies for me.
I will provide a link to a prenuptial agreement which can be downloaded as an adobe .pdf file.