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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 13:26:55 GMT -5
Purdy Murdy, I found a junior high school picture of me. We can expect our children to look like this someday.  That's awesome. You had the little ladies all over you didn't you tarzan?  back off Pennylane... he's mine  |
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 13:27:47 GMT -5
Forget the guest house Mags. You can climb right into bed with us. I don't mind, and I know Murdy won't either. Ummm... I don't think so... last time we tried that my arse hurt for a week!  Why did your ass hurt from sharing the bed? |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 13:28:34 GMT -5
I told you to never speak of that bitch around me! I just want you to know that you can't have the house unless you take her out before the divorce is final. You know the old saying, "you can't get blood out of a stone?" I am the stone. Looks like another job for the bullet proof bracelets and magic lasso! I'm gonna do her like Amy Fisher did Mary Joe Buttafucco. |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 13:30:05 GMT -5
Ummm... I don't think so... last time we tried that my arse hurt for a week! Why did your ass hurt from sharing the bed? You should think about that one a little longer  |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 13:32:26 GMT -5
Ok people... My mother is throwing my baby shower on Paradise Island... that should make all the hugthat boys happy (there are only women there). I have registered at the following location:  |
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 13:49:06 GMT -5
Why did your ass hurt from sharing the bed? You should think about that one a little longer I still don't get it. I can understand why your ass might hurt from our normal sexual exploits, but adding Mags to the mix...that part I don't follow. I am sure you can tell me when you whisper those sweet nothings in my ear. Ok, here's your damn ring. No bastard bigfoot babies for me.  I will provide a link to a prenuptial agreement which can be downloaded as an adobe .pdf file. |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 13:50:25 GMT -5
Honey... I am stuck... my mom told me that I would have increased powers while I am preggers... I tried to walk through concrete... It didn't work.  |
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Post by JC on Mar 14, 2008 13:50:36 GMT -5
OMG can you get pregnant from cybering?!?!?!?
*not that i ever have... just asking, i swear!*
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 13:51:46 GMT -5
Honey... I am stuck... my mom told me that I would have increased powers while I am preggers... I tried to walk through concrete... It didn't work. LOL....well you "almost" made it. That's so typical of you. You never finish anything you start. |
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Post by Saucy on Mar 14, 2008 13:54:40 GMT -5
you guys are outttta control! holy shit!
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 13:57:45 GMT -5
How dare you give me a Tiffany blue box and ask me to sign a prenup in the same breath! Besides... your last bitch took everything.
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 14:00:46 GMT -5
you are getting very sleepy... you will sign the prenup....  must resist urge to look at the diamond... diamond urge very strong.... help... i'm getting weaker.... and weaker by the minute..... |
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Post by wizer on Mar 14, 2008 14:01:14 GMT -5
Besides... your last bitch took everything. At least you know your name. "Present day Bitch" |
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Post by murdock on Mar 14, 2008 14:02:33 GMT -5
Besides... your last bitch took everything. At least you know your name. "Present day Bitch"  |
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Post by Magalucia on Mar 14, 2008 14:06:10 GMT -5
Jake is our dog. And yes, Steve, please use the back door. Yesssss. (when did you get a dog? Did you tell me that...wait you might have...a few months ago?) You always knew I have a dog. You just forgot. Beagle mix....remember now? Meet Jake:  |
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