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Post by murdock on Mar 18, 2008 19:37:46 GMT -5
yes people... we all have jokes... but it is time for the YO' MAMA thread of this segment. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
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Post by pennylane on Mar 18, 2008 19:46:27 GMT -5
YO MAMA SO STUPID
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... ;D
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Post by murdock on Mar 18, 2008 20:25:40 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Post by pennylane on Mar 18, 2008 20:52:09 GMT -5
Yo MAMMA SO STUPID
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
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Post by murdock on Mar 18, 2008 21:17:34 GMT -5
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
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Post by pennylane on Mar 18, 2008 22:07:11 GMT -5
yo mama so stupid
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
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Post by lumpy on Mar 19, 2008 0:43:52 GMT -5
Yo Momma so po', when she goes to McDonalds she puts the apple pie on layaway.
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Post by Saucy on Mar 19, 2008 1:13:52 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Post by lumpy on Mar 19, 2008 13:47:50 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo Momma is so old, she wrote that muthafarking joke!
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Post by murdock on Mar 19, 2008 13:52:00 GMT -5
yo mama so old that when she farts dust comes out!
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Post by lumpy on Mar 19, 2008 15:01:45 GMT -5
Yo Momma smells so bad, I slapped an odor-eater on her ass and she lost 25lbs.
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Post by murdock on Mar 19, 2008 15:10:17 GMT -5
Yo Momma smells so bad, I slapped an odor-eater on her ass and she lost 25lbs. ewwww... that was good ;D
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Post by murdock on Mar 19, 2008 15:11:53 GMT -5
yo mama is so fat...
how fat is she...
yo mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos... when times get rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell in hand cuffs.
It's a fact... yo mama smokes crack... she got a burnin yearnin and she ain't comin back!
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Post by murdock on Mar 19, 2008 15:53:40 GMT -5
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
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Post by pennylane on Mar 19, 2008 18:23:00 GMT -5
YO momma so smelly
an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
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