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Post by pennylane on Mar 25, 2008 23:26:40 GMT -5
======================================= 1. Blaming your nasty ass farts on me... real fuckin funny... real fuckin funny!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FUCKING DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for walks, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...cut that shit out!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shit up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo!!! What a proud moment for the top of the fuckin food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak the fuck out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the god damn fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look dickhead, we both know the truth!
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Post by Mel (cherry) on Mar 26, 2008 18:47:03 GMT -5
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look dickhead, we both know the truth! I don't keer who you are, that's funny.
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Post by Phyxius on Mar 26, 2008 18:54:11 GMT -5
My personal fave... ;D
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