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Post by Mel (cherry) on Jun 17, 2008 12:09:56 GMT -5
Boy comes home from church with two black eyes. His mother asked if he had been in a fight. "No. After services Preacher asked all of us to kneel in front of the podium for prayer. This great big woman kneeled in front of me with her dress pushed way up between her great big cheeks. I tried to help and I pulled it out. Thats how I got the shiner on my left eye. We got settled back kneeling and it came to me that she must have liked it that way and so I pushed as hard as I could to put it back and thats how I got the shiner on my right eye. " ;D
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