JC
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Post by JC on Jan 25, 2008 10:50:17 GMT -5
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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Post by JC on Jan 25, 2008 16:45:31 GMT -5
oh come ON this was fucking funny! bd would have responded
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Post by lumpy on Jan 25, 2008 16:58:16 GMT -5
oh come ON this was fucking funny! bd would have responded It's kinda an oldie, JC. I believe it was posted on Ojar a number of times. It is funny though.
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Post by kittenhart on Jan 25, 2008 22:03:32 GMT -5
I just logged on today, JC, and I'm chuckling....tee hee hee
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Post by rocko on Jan 28, 2008 9:51:44 GMT -5
I copied it and sent it to my husband.
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Post by JC on Jan 28, 2008 11:24:12 GMT -5
oh come ON this was fucking funny! bd would have responded It's kinda an oldie, JC. I believe it was posted on Ojar a number of times. It is funny though. oh yeah?!? well i see your pics all the time before you post tehm, and they are old, so there! they are funny though
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Post by lumpy on Jan 28, 2008 11:25:30 GMT -5
It's kinda an oldie, JC. I believe it was posted on Ojar a number of times. It is funny though. oh yeah?!? well i see your pics all the time before you post tehm, and they are old, so there! they are funny though I was just saying that that's probably why no one responded. It's a good joke which is worthy of repost. ;D
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