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Post by lumpy on Jan 22, 2008 22:38:02 GMT -5
How many animals of each species did Moses bring on the Ark? Moses didn't have an Ark. He had bad credit.
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Post by jules on Jan 22, 2008 22:39:27 GMT -5
None. It was Noah with the ark.
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Post by wizer on Jan 23, 2008 12:12:06 GMT -5
You walk into a cabin in the middle of the woods. You have one match. There is a candle, a fireplace, a woodburning stove, and a gas heater. What do you light first?
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Post by jules on Jan 23, 2008 12:17:50 GMT -5
The match.
(I love these. Keep 'em coming.)
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Post by Saucy on Jan 23, 2008 12:49:35 GMT -5
what came first: the chicken or the egg?
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Post by wizer on Jan 23, 2008 13:16:03 GMT -5
Two guys are playing checkers. They play five games but they each win 3. No ties. How?
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Post by Saucy on Jan 23, 2008 13:23:03 GMT -5
they couldnt have been challenging each other..
right?
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Post by wizer on Jan 23, 2008 13:33:34 GMT -5
they couldnt have been challenging each other.. right? Not quite sure what you mean by that.
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Post by Saucy on Jan 23, 2008 13:48:51 GMT -5
well they both were playing checkers, but they weren't playing each other.
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Post by wizer on Jan 23, 2008 13:59:16 GMT -5
well they both were playing checkers, but they weren't playing each other. Right. I figured that's what you meant by challenging. Next: You wake up in the morning and it's dark in the room. You don't want to turn on the lights, but you need a pair of matching socks. In the sock drawer are only red and blue socks. How many do you have to take out to be sure you have a color matched pair?
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Post by Mod (PQ-Kermie) on Jan 23, 2008 13:59:19 GMT -5
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, "I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?" The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
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Post by wizer on Jan 23, 2008 14:01:52 GMT -5
Happy Birthday.
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Post by jules on Jan 23, 2008 14:03:33 GMT -5
You wake up in the morning and it's dark in the room. You don't want to turn on the lights, but you need a pair of matching socks. In the sock drawer are only red and blue socks. How many do you have to take out to be sure you have a color matched pair? 3
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Post by Mod (PQ-Kermie) on Jan 23, 2008 14:05:00 GMT -5
A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it. "If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate, I will give you $100," the man said. "You can use the match and lemon to do this." A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket. How did the waiter get the water into the glass?
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Post by wizer on Jan 23, 2008 14:05:07 GMT -5
You wake up in the morning and it's dark in the room. You don't want to turn on the lights, but you need a pair of matching socks. In the sock drawer are only red and blue socks. How many do you have to take out to be sure you have a color matched pair? 3 Right. During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub." Okay, here's your test: 1. Would you use the spoon? 2. Would you use the teacup? 3. Would you use the bucket? "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon." What would YOU do?
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