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Post by freckles on May 14, 2008 10:04:50 GMT -5
a friend, explaining to me that he's not "allowing" his girlfriend to go to a "passion party" (think tupperware party, but with sex toys and enhancers instead) that i invited her to attend with me: me: why? him: that's like me going to a strip club! umm.... huh?? I bet all the Women get naked and demenstrate how to use those toys on each other hee hee hee I wish I had a Woman to play with
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Post by Mel (cherry) on May 14, 2008 11:34:26 GMT -5
Oh lordy freckles
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Post by Phyxius on May 14, 2008 12:08:13 GMT -5
Overheard from my GF's cubicle last night... "No ma'am, your vibrator will not interfere with the signal from your router..." Gotta follow up on that one...
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Post by jules on May 14, 2008 13:20:32 GMT -5
No ma'am, your vibrator will not interfere with the signal from your router good to know! ;D
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Post by Phoenixx on May 15, 2008 12:27:10 GMT -5
Girl opposite me at university, (I think she's an undergrad.. ) "Oh wow, they have, like, moving shelves in this library. It's totally like, HOGWARTS!!" Ahahahahaahah.
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Post by Phoenixx on May 23, 2008 19:15:45 GMT -5
Odd looking bearded man in front of the supermarket... 'See no, what I want is a car that can run people straight over. If you just bump 'em and stop there's no fun in that.'
Hhhm...?
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Post by Phyxius on May 23, 2008 19:42:14 GMT -5
No ma'am, your vibrator will not interfere with the signal from your router good to know! ;D Well, the follow-up questions have yet to be answered: 1) What was the original tech issue? and... 2) How do YOU know?
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Post by Phoenixx on May 28, 2008 10:50:54 GMT -5
American woman on the tube (to no one in particular) and very very loudly: "i'm looking for ley-ses-ter square. where the hell is that. and what kinda name is that anyhow, LEY-SES-TER, don't it sound crazy?"
me (screams): It's pronounced LESTER SQUARE and its TWO STOPS AWAY. LOOK AT THE DAMN MAPS EVERYWHERE!!
Ok, I didn't scream it but she did really annoy me. Grrr!
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Post by RO on Jul 1, 2008 17:54:16 GMT -5
Seriously, a patron just asked me what the "rating" was on a book... I had to explain why books are not rated like movies and listen to a lecture on Christian fiction. I seriously considered that I was a victim of a prank by my staff since I am in charge and was looking for the hidden camera.
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Post by Mel (cherry) on Jul 1, 2008 19:18:44 GMT -5
Oh lordy, there are moments I wonder about the human race....lol. Poor RO. I was wondering one thing though..............would that have been better or worse?
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Post by RO on Jul 1, 2008 19:55:04 GMT -5
rofl well, it wasn't candid camera...but you are filmed everywhere in the library (for your protection)...we just had new cameras put in due to a little girl that had not taken her insulin and was last seen in the library... maybe i can sneak the tape and put it on you tube... it is a full moon and everyone is free...good lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 hr 10 min to go....
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Post by Mel (cherry) on Jul 1, 2008 20:46:39 GMT -5
It almost sounds like one of those here's your sign moments Im so tempted sometimes to give smart aleck remarks when someone asks me a stupid question. lol I inadvertantly made some poor guy feel like crud the other day. We went to the flea market and while talking to some guys from (I think it was) Sons of the Confederacy - very nice guys - he was surprised to see my bf oldest child with me and was like surely he isn't yours. I laughed and told him he was the inherited type (my bf son) and pointed out my two blondies and said those are mine. He kinda grinned and said "Now where is their father? Dead?". I really did try to behave............honest......... Instead when my mouth opened, I found myself saying, "Why yes he is actually, he was killed about three months ago in March". The look on his face was priceless. I felt bad because he started to apologise profusely because he honestly had been joking. I hurriedly assured him that it was okay, made a flip comment about karma and wishes................. and we ended up talking to the guys for like 30 minutes more. Dang it, couldn't stop my I-cant-believe-you-just-said-that reflex. *sigh*
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Post by jules on Jul 1, 2008 20:52:26 GMT -5
mother on the phone with her daughter who was recapping her night of celebrating her 21st birthday:
"did you do the blowjobs? did you like them?"
"did you dance on stage? how many times? did you strip? why not??"
oh, and this is my family, folks. gotta love 'em.
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Post by goods on Jul 2, 2008 7:23:41 GMT -5
mother on the phone with her daughter who was recapping her night of celebrating her 21st birthday: "did you do the blowjobs? did you like them?" "did you dance on stage? how many times? did you strip? why not??" oh, and this is my family, folks. gotta love 'em. Not sure if I want to "party" with your family or RUN!
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Post by freckles on Jul 2, 2008 8:13:38 GMT -5
mother on the phone with her daughter who was recapping her night of celebrating her 21st birthday: "did you do the blowjobs? did you like them?" "did you dance on stage? how many times? did you strip? why not??" oh, and this is my family, folks. gotta love 'em. A Mother should not talk like that to her daughter
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