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Post by pennylane on Mar 18, 2008 15:01:49 GMT -5
A GIRL'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.Amen.
A BOYS PRAYER I pray for a girl with nice tits. Amen.
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Post by murdock on Mar 18, 2008 15:04:38 GMT -5
A GIRL'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.Amen. A BOYS PRAYER I pray for a girl with nice tits. Amen. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Post by Dave on Mar 18, 2008 18:19:01 GMT -5
A GIRL'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.Amen. A BOYS PRAYER I pray for a girl with nice tits. Amen. huh? i don't get it.
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Post by Dave on Mar 18, 2008 18:20:18 GMT -5
the real question is: how many ht guys even bothered to read the woman's prayer?
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Post by hoodieprincess on Mar 27, 2008 10:33:45 GMT -5
That was funny and I needed a laugh!
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Post by pennylane on Mar 27, 2008 15:48:55 GMT -5
the real question is: how many ht guys even bothered to read the woman's prayer? cute but probably true Fre. And you thought that prayer request was going to be a serious one didn't ya? ;D
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Post by Phyxius on Mar 31, 2008 18:16:00 GMT -5
With you starting the thread? Not bloodly likely...
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