Post by Mel (cherry) on Aug 11, 2008 10:10:56 GMT -5
TOP 20 REASON WHY BEING A GUY IS AWESOME!!
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. You can be president.
9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
10. Car mechanics tell you the truth
11. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
12. The world is your urinal.
13. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
15. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
16. Wrinkles add character.
17. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
18. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...
19. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
20. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
TOP 20 REASONS WHY BEING A WOMAN IS AWESOME!!
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
5. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
7. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
10. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
13. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
17. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
18. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. You can be president.
9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
10. Car mechanics tell you the truth
11. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
12. The world is your urinal.
13. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
15. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
16. Wrinkles add character.
17. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
18. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...
19. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
20. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
TOP 20 REASONS WHY BEING A WOMAN IS AWESOME!!
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
5. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
7. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
10. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
13. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
17. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
18. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.