|
Post by freckles on Aug 13, 2008 15:56:24 GMT -5
I was in Wal-Mart buying stuff And there was this Lady sitting by a Thing that you check your eyes It was a Walmart Worker She had Giant Boobers that were almost hanging out Lots of Skin showing and Tattoos A Marshmallow Lady So I give Her my Card and Ask if She is Single? She wants to know why I want to know? And she says that She is *Kind of Single I say I am Divorced She says *She is with someone. So, onward I go, looking for a lady Someone said I should broaden my types of Women I am looking for I will try to ask out *Marshmallow's Marshmallow's are Ladys that Have thier Boobers hanging out with Tattoos and lots of skin showing
|
|
|
Post by Phyxius on Aug 13, 2008 21:14:09 GMT -5
Yeah - that's the ticket...
|
|
|
Post by Bobfromacctg on Aug 13, 2008 22:24:07 GMT -5
Um... as someone wiser than I said once "From the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks". I think you have a huge perspective problem Freckles. This attitude will NEVER get you a lady - it will however get you someone with no teeth...
oh my.
|
|
|
Post by freckles on Aug 13, 2008 22:41:22 GMT -5
Um... as someone wiser than I said once "From the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks". I think you have a huge perspective problem Freckles. This attitude will NEVER get you a lady - it will however get you someone with no teeth... oh my. My ExGirlfriend from HighSchool has no teeth That is why I said No to her P.S. I have to go to the Dentest in the morning I have spent enough on my teeth to buy a Brand New Car I will be paying on them a long time
|
|
|
Post by freckles on Aug 13, 2008 22:45:20 GMT -5
my Idea now is to rember Womens names
And Say thier name to them
And be Nice
And see which ones Smile
Then Flirt more
And try to read thier mind so I know which one is the Gold Ring
That Marshmellow
I mean sitting half naked , you should expect someone to Flirt with you
I am not blind
If you Put a Cake covered in Ice Creme on the Table
You should expect someone might want a taste
Anyways I will keep looking
|
|
|
Post by Mel (cherry) on Aug 14, 2008 16:33:02 GMT -5
OMFG.................................there are no words.......................
|
|
|
Post by freckles on Aug 14, 2008 18:11:10 GMT -5
P.S. I like Anouther Lady at Walmart
|
|
|
Post by lumpy on Aug 14, 2008 19:41:07 GMT -5
P.S. I like Anouther Lady at Walmart They do have a wide selection of hoes, no doubt.
|
|
|
Post by Mel (cherry) on Aug 14, 2008 20:07:46 GMT -5
LMAO!!!
|
|
|
Post by freckles on Aug 14, 2008 20:21:26 GMT -5
|
|