Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!!And do you know WHY?Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!They don't even know that the bulb is B URNED OUT!!They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEPTHROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE T-O-I-L-E-T P-A-P-E-R R-O-L-L !!!!!!!!
Post by redskyatnight on Oct 1, 2008 8:38:16 GMT -5
I can totally relate, but only because of my past life. I used to get PMS so bad, I felt like somebody else was talking. It was almost an out of body experience. I thought I should just go get a hotel room and wait it out so I wouldn't be mean to my kids.
You know what, since I left my marriage, I've only been slightly irritable once in 3 1/2 years. So the only conclusion I can come to is that my marriage caused my PMS.
Ohhhh... so you're supposed to use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy??
Duly noted. (I never get PMS, but will use the excuse for sure.)
That only works as an excuse for so long. Some of us start keeping track...
Brick walls are there for a reason. They are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. The brick walls are there to stop people who don't want it badly enough.
In my defense, the PMS part of the whole thing didn't even catch my attention, it was the whole chair still in the middle of the room and wrapper under the chair that cracked me up. I don't care what time of the month it is, this is true in most households!!
I don't get bitchy at PMS time, I get frisky. The pill solved all of the PMS stuff by 16.
You leave a trail of wrappers everywhere and Houston has a problem. I just passed on something I got, but didn't take the time to critique it's title. Now if you really want to piss me off, leave crumbs in the butter any 30 days of the month.
I just thought the whole scenario would be something most of could relate to. Sorry if I sounded like I was excusing being bitchy with the time of the month. My reason is a chronic case of a psycho ex-hole that won't move on.
Haha, had to replace 2 lightbulbs today. Sucks when you build the biggest house a company does and get the same piddly light allowance as the smallest house! I have 38 freaking recessed lights and I only need one per freaking room!! Amazing how the older you get, the less you realize you need to live on?
Just give me a shower and a place to potty and I'm happy. It makes me mad when I have to clean 8 sinks and 4 toilets every week...and my sons gripe about cleaning up cat throw up? Little buttheads!! That's when I have to ask myself why I'm fighting to keep sole custody of the monsters (I say that lovingly because they came home tonight and it just feels like home when they are here, but they're still buttheads).
That's when I have to ask myself why I'm fighting to keep sole custody of the monsters (I say that lovingly because they came home tonight and it just feels like home when they are here (but they're still buttheads).
I can totally relate. My 10 year old wouldn't get herself a glass of water yesterday. I was vacuuming and doing laundry and putting stuff away. Poor thing was really thirsty by bed time.
And I must say, I like my small one bathroom house. Simplicity is a nice way to live these days.