Two Dead Boys

[lumpy]

Not divorce related, but I thought it was kinda cool...


One afternoon, in the dead of night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
drew his gun and stabbed the boys,
Now hear this, the lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

[lumpy]

One cold day
In the middle of August
The snow was falling fast
A barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood sitting in the grass