Post by lumpy on Jan 17, 2008 20:48:38 GMT -5
A collection of Emergency Room abbreviations. Collected over many years. No doubt many additions and deletions.
SFRDKWHTSF - Some Farking Retard - Don't Know Why He Talks So Funny.
GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room
FTF - Failure To Fly (jumper)
CC - Crispy Critter
ETOH - Either Tipsy Or High
FOS - Constipated
Two Carbon Chained - Drunk
T2T Ratio - Tattoo To Tooth Ratio
DBI - Dirt Bag Index ( T x T = Number of Unbathed Days)
Summer Teeth - "some are here and some are not"
FLK - Funny Looking Kid
ICBINS - I Can't Believe It's Not Smegma
HOP - Hang Over Poo
CRAFT - Can't Remember A Farking Thing
TEETH - Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
FITH - Farked In The Head
NQRITH - Not Quite Right In The Head
GOK - God Only Knows
LGFTC - Looks Good From The Corridor
LGFD - Looked Good From Doorway
KBSB - Kicked Bed, Still Breathing
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A Fark?
90/10 Rule - 90% of assaults are deserved. 10 minutes after arrival, you want to smack them yourself.
BMT - Bowel Movement Taco (don't ask)
TNWTLSITM - There is No Way That Little Shiat Is Touching Me
SFRDKWHTSF - So Farking Retarded, Doesn't Know Which Hole To Shiat From
TTFO - "To Take Fluid Orally" (Told To Fark Off)
BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
UPOS - Useless Piece Of Shiat
Plumbum oscillans - (lat.) "Swinging the Lead" (malingering)
SHS - (Inner City) Sullen/Hostile/Stupid
PBKAC (administrative) - Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
CC TOTDN - Cancel Christmas, This One is Taking a Dirt Nap
GSWP - Gun Shot Wound Penis
FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
URTI - "Upper Respiratory Tract Infection" (You Are Too Idle)
SRI - Something Rong Inside
SVRI - Something Very Rong Inside
GORK - God Only Really Knows
WC - Walking Corpse
BUSOA - Blood Unpredictably Spurting Out Arse (Brit.)
DOT - Dead On Toilet
DIB - Dead In Bed (literally)
CRUMP - Patient who is permanently crumpled
TMB - Too Many Birthdays (old age)
LUL - Liquored Up but Legal
LURTS - Liquored Up, Return To Sender (police)
DFKDFC - Don't Farking Know, Don't Farking Care
TSTOM - Too Stupid To Operate Machines
FIG - Found In Gutter
ACIDEC "the whole shootin' match" - Abdominal drains, Colostomy, Ileostomy, Duodenostomy, Esophagostomy, Chest tubes.
Rule of 5 - Any five of the above list, usually fatal
PITA - Pain In The Ass
NTD - Needs To Die
TSTL - Too Stupid To Live
TWSAM - Trash Will Survive And Multiply
BWCOD - Baby Won't Come Out, Dammit (said prior to C-Section)
Oligoneuronic - (lat.) "Few brain cells"
Azooneuronic - (lat.) "No brain cells"
LART - Loser Attitude Readjustment Tool (any medical instrument used to discipline or punish an obnoxious patient.)
BGFH - Bastard Goner From Hell (trying violently and messily to die while using maximum emergency room resources and creating great disruption)
DTMA - Do not Transfer Me Again (patient shuffled about until chief surgeon intervenes to stop it)
Neeper, onomatopoeic - Chronic whiner making sound described as "neep neep nop..."
Starfish - No brain
STC - Spoke To Child (child more coherent than parent)
Zorched - Human, machine or electronic part damaged beyond repair
Urban Legend - Bigfoot victim
Spewmaster - Punter with large volume of vomit
DRTFTM - Didn't Read The Farking Tech Manual (parents who stupidly injure their child) (also lat. enchiriordum futuentum lege, "Read the tech manual")
TGMRAAFU - This Guy's (Girl's) Medical Records Are All Farked Up
AIDY - Am I Dead Yet? (patient who doesn't believe they are still alive
HIBGIA - Had It Before, Got It Again
CCFCCP - Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs
Glow Worms - HAZMAT personnel
Pharmaceutically gifted - drugged out
Trans-occipital implant - gunshot to head
Urban outdoorsmen - homeless
PVC Challenge - endotracheal intubation
NLPR - No Longer Playing Records (deceased)
Circling the drain - Terminal
GFPO - Good For Parts Only (terminal)
UBI - Unexplained Beer Injury
PAFO - Pissed And Fell Over
ATFO - Asked me To Fark Off
Code Brown - fecal incontinence emergency
O-Sign - unconscious with mouth open
Q-Sign - unconscious with mouth open, tongue hanging out
LOBNH - Lights On But Nobody Home
Pumpkin Positive - Light shown through mouth will illuminate head, brainless
PIMBA - (Port.) "swollen footed run-over drunk"
Rice Krispies - subcutaneous air
PID - Pink In Dere (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease)
KSS - Kidney Stone Shuffle
Band-Aid Bunnies - female EMS
IWTSFI - I Wish They'd Stop Faking It
HHPTBY - Has He Paid The Bill Yet?
FA11 - Film At 11 (important pending X-Ray)
SCFC - Search Crack(s) For Crack
SFRDKWHTSF - Some Farking Retard - Don't Know Why He Talks So Funny.
GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room
FTF - Failure To Fly (jumper)
CC - Crispy Critter
ETOH - Either Tipsy Or High
FOS - Constipated
Two Carbon Chained - Drunk
T2T Ratio - Tattoo To Tooth Ratio
DBI - Dirt Bag Index ( T x T = Number of Unbathed Days)
Summer Teeth - "some are here and some are not"
FLK - Funny Looking Kid
ICBINS - I Can't Believe It's Not Smegma
HOP - Hang Over Poo
CRAFT - Can't Remember A Farking Thing
TEETH - Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
FITH - Farked In The Head
NQRITH - Not Quite Right In The Head
GOK - God Only Knows
LGFTC - Looks Good From The Corridor
LGFD - Looked Good From Doorway
KBSB - Kicked Bed, Still Breathing
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A Fark?
90/10 Rule - 90% of assaults are deserved. 10 minutes after arrival, you want to smack them yourself.
BMT - Bowel Movement Taco (don't ask)
TNWTLSITM - There is No Way That Little Shiat Is Touching Me
SFRDKWHTSF - So Farking Retarded, Doesn't Know Which Hole To Shiat From
TTFO - "To Take Fluid Orally" (Told To Fark Off)
BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
UPOS - Useless Piece Of Shiat
Plumbum oscillans - (lat.) "Swinging the Lead" (malingering)
SHS - (Inner City) Sullen/Hostile/Stupid
PBKAC (administrative) - Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
CC TOTDN - Cancel Christmas, This One is Taking a Dirt Nap
GSWP - Gun Shot Wound Penis
FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
URTI - "Upper Respiratory Tract Infection" (You Are Too Idle)
SRI - Something Rong Inside
SVRI - Something Very Rong Inside
GORK - God Only Really Knows
WC - Walking Corpse
BUSOA - Blood Unpredictably Spurting Out Arse (Brit.)
DOT - Dead On Toilet
DIB - Dead In Bed (literally)
CRUMP - Patient who is permanently crumpled
TMB - Too Many Birthdays (old age)
LUL - Liquored Up but Legal
LURTS - Liquored Up, Return To Sender (police)
DFKDFC - Don't Farking Know, Don't Farking Care
TSTOM - Too Stupid To Operate Machines
FIG - Found In Gutter
ACIDEC "the whole shootin' match" - Abdominal drains, Colostomy, Ileostomy, Duodenostomy, Esophagostomy, Chest tubes.
Rule of 5 - Any five of the above list, usually fatal
PITA - Pain In The Ass
NTD - Needs To Die
TSTL - Too Stupid To Live
TWSAM - Trash Will Survive And Multiply
BWCOD - Baby Won't Come Out, Dammit (said prior to C-Section)
Oligoneuronic - (lat.) "Few brain cells"
Azooneuronic - (lat.) "No brain cells"
LART - Loser Attitude Readjustment Tool (any medical instrument used to discipline or punish an obnoxious patient.)
BGFH - Bastard Goner From Hell (trying violently and messily to die while using maximum emergency room resources and creating great disruption)
DTMA - Do not Transfer Me Again (patient shuffled about until chief surgeon intervenes to stop it)
Neeper, onomatopoeic - Chronic whiner making sound described as "neep neep nop..."
Starfish - No brain
STC - Spoke To Child (child more coherent than parent)
Zorched - Human, machine or electronic part damaged beyond repair
Urban Legend - Bigfoot victim
Spewmaster - Punter with large volume of vomit
DRTFTM - Didn't Read The Farking Tech Manual (parents who stupidly injure their child) (also lat. enchiriordum futuentum lege, "Read the tech manual")
TGMRAAFU - This Guy's (Girl's) Medical Records Are All Farked Up
AIDY - Am I Dead Yet? (patient who doesn't believe they are still alive
HIBGIA - Had It Before, Got It Again
CCFCCP - Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs
Glow Worms - HAZMAT personnel
Pharmaceutically gifted - drugged out
Trans-occipital implant - gunshot to head
Urban outdoorsmen - homeless
PVC Challenge - endotracheal intubation
NLPR - No Longer Playing Records (deceased)
Circling the drain - Terminal
GFPO - Good For Parts Only (terminal)
UBI - Unexplained Beer Injury
PAFO - Pissed And Fell Over
ATFO - Asked me To Fark Off
Code Brown - fecal incontinence emergency
O-Sign - unconscious with mouth open
Q-Sign - unconscious with mouth open, tongue hanging out
LOBNH - Lights On But Nobody Home
Pumpkin Positive - Light shown through mouth will illuminate head, brainless
PIMBA - (Port.) "swollen footed run-over drunk"
Rice Krispies - subcutaneous air
PID - Pink In Dere (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease)
KSS - Kidney Stone Shuffle
Band-Aid Bunnies - female EMS
IWTSFI - I Wish They'd Stop Faking It
HHPTBY - Has He Paid The Bill Yet?
FA11 - Film At 11 (important pending X-Ray)
SCFC - Search Crack(s) For Crack