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Welfare
Mar 4, 2008 14:33:03 GMT -5
Post by pennylane on Mar 4, 2008 14:33:03 GMT -5
>> A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He >> marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just >> HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social >> worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just >> got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur >> and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around >> in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. >> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be >> expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This >> is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job >> assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her >> mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type >> apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc., located above the garage >> wi ll be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a >> year.'
>> The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!' >> The social worker said, 'Yeah, well, you started it.
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