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Post by goods on Feb 2, 2008 22:24:24 GMT -5
kentucky here i come.  You know, you have a standing invitation girl.  |
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Post by jules on Feb 2, 2008 22:28:43 GMT -5
Yup. Makes me sort of miss college when all you had to do was go to the campus bar or one of many parties, pick someone cute to make out with, and then have the option of deciding if you want to hang out with them sober, or just chalk it up to alcohol. ;D hahaha.... the good old days, eh? It seemed so much simpler then. Now it seems like there's all these "rules" and timeframes and mindgames...too confusing. But maybe that's just me. I guess I'm just not ready to get back into it (don't want to get back into it...ugghh.) Yeah. I've never been a good rule-follower, and maybe it's just me but mindgames seem so junior high. |
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Post by goods on Feb 2, 2008 22:33:59 GMT -5
I refuse to play games... any woman I go out knows exactly where I stand, what I want in the future, what to expect from me.
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Post by Saucy on Feb 3, 2008 14:30:52 GMT -5
i want to bake you muffins.
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Post by goods on Feb 3, 2008 14:39:59 GMT -5
i want to bake you muffins. Ok I am preheating the oven... 400°F |
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Post by Saucy on Feb 3, 2008 14:41:03 GMT -5
thats fuggn team work baby!
also, could you get this outta my teeth please ;D
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Post by goods on Feb 3, 2008 14:44:39 GMT -5
thats fuggn team work baby! also, could you get this outta my teeth please ;D Sure thing... come over here into the light. |
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Post by Saucy on Feb 3, 2008 14:53:54 GMT -5
ahhh, all better...you sure know how to pick teeth... your the greatest.  a woman couldnt ask for anything more. |
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Post by goods on Feb 3, 2008 14:57:33 GMT -5
Thanks babe... I do have a few skills. I guess a woman could ask for a guy to hop on a plane. |
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Post by Saucy on Feb 3, 2008 15:05:32 GMT -5
*speechless.
you never cease to amaze me.
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Post by goods on Feb 3, 2008 15:07:16 GMT -5
*speechless. you never cease to amaze me. You should see me do magic tricks. Of course those only work in person.  |
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Post by Saucy on Feb 3, 2008 15:08:48 GMT -5
can u juggle?
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Post by goods on Feb 3, 2008 15:13:10 GMT -5
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Post by Saucy on Feb 3, 2008 15:17:28 GMT -5
pffffff...hahaha...your soooooooooooooooooooooooo effing hilarious.
what else jokes do you have?
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Post by goods on Feb 3, 2008 15:20:12 GMT -5
Hmm jokes?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work...
The 'asshole' is usually in charge!
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